if anyone should be fired

Man, I was thinking on my way driving home that if
anyone ever deserved to be fired its Cupid. I mean
My God that guy is reckless and stupid! What does he
Just spin around real fast and shoot those arrows while
Blindfolded?! Its like he doesn't even care anymore!
Or maybe its just that he was only planning on doing
That job until something better came along? Or possibly
Its just that he's fucking with us all. I mean honestly
What does someone who has to wear a diaper know about love?
And arrows Cupid? C'mon man, that's so old school!
If you're gonna tag someone with love it should sting
On impact. Then at least we have some idea of what's to
Come! And what's with wearing no clothes? Dude, buy a
Shirt and pants! I wonder who takes over while he's on
Vacation? And yes, I find it terribly ironic and amazing
That Cupid should be an archer. Afterall that's where
Giving someone the middle finger originated! All I can
Say is that his wings are clearly for him to get out
Of arms reach of people quickly. I'm sure he's lost
A feather ot two over the millenia. I know I would have
Liked to get a good handfull of that guy. Sure he can fly
But he has to land sometime....